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BDB DA SHOZ-Some di hasli, Some da nakli;[Episode11-GumfrumPhorest]

Mar 31 2007  | Views 726 |  Comments  (6)
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Numb Haste Haste ji, & sad srikaalji, phir bhi hilloji ! My self just the talking fata fatichhar timepass, jee.

From the Bhoil Da Bhoots, you are hear at the Shoze.

This is the Best Shoze you can't the Refuze !

 
Today's headlines jee?
 [Contin wood frum udder day]
PRI BAIT  TaPES LEAKEDs Jee!  EX Kilo sieve!
 
Aaj ki taaza khabren-
 
Aaj we will the Contin wood serial of epi sodes of
"Life of BDB & Phor Rusht Gum". 
  
[Tail has grown so Phar :]
BDB sim pull chokra jee..Hardly Workings All weakly.
 
BUT then...2talli necessary, jee to Ree lack Singh. Phri-dey Nite he do Bawaals & musty! He the goes to Town. Town Da paints he Red. He meets phrends and De go nite-On-Town. Hanging Out of da windows...Boldly krossing where no man gone before...ekt sect Raa...
 
But dis times, problems, jee. He takes karigars I-pot with hims. He lissens moo-sick, and den put in pocket. Mishtaken Galati Ho gayee! He the oops, press "RECORD" butt ON ! {He not knowings & he tapes ebry thing!}
 
Karigars phinds outs, and is ready to punishmenting, jee  .
 
Me the put out hole ex-ident publicly, so pub lick tells if BDB going to Pub & lick ing "fire-water" is so baad jee! I need support...I phuly adults! Karigars not Da Boss of mee...Guardian of mee? Ha Ha
 
So I the taken the matters (the I-pot) in the own hands, jee and gives you UN-CUT  tail of BDB (& Buddy Bhee). And here is the ON button, and now here, here...what's going ON, HEAR  -
{frum Eppy-Soda #1 on-words.
 
Dosts (BDB & Phorusht) go to Big City phor Phun, dosts habe Exident & land up on beach, play Volli-Ball, Dey Den go to Resta-rant and Da eat, dreenk and merry merry. Make da noo phrend Helga the Swe-Dish girl. Den Dey is just walking on City Streets, when Pandu Lee-Win-Sky iz Da Jor maaroing! Now Dey iz in da Pow-Liss stashunn.}
 
[Jou Hard Part 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10..........Ab AAGE.......Part 11 :] 
 
 

[Lt Lewinsky started to go inside the Police station, when he turned around and asked "Would any of you folks want a tour? See the jails, maybe?". No response, until Phorusht suddenly jumped up and said "Ah will. If You promise not to put me in jail? Cross your heart!" Lt.L laughed and said "Not unless I discover you have something to hide! Do you?".
 
"Ah stole ma neighbor, Mr Jonnson's app-ples when ah was fif-teen" said Phorusht.
 
"That's ok" said Lt.L "You can come".
 
He case a hopeful glance at Helga, who shivered & smiled. "it is very , how you say, ver creepy. Very creepy to go inside. Thank you , I vill be fine here."
 
So now it was BDB & Helga in the car. She in the front seat, and he slouched limply in the back. After all the excitement, this was a bit of an anticlimax, he thought.

Pun karega bhi kyaa...kismat ka khela hai...nehle pe dehla hai...kyaa yeh duniyaa kaa mela hai..ulta pulta baat karela hai..]
 
BDB- So you did da favor to Loo-Win-Sky, and went to frunt seat! How nice! You bhery social service.

Helga- So you pulled ze Indian rope trick, and became ze Englishman! And with ze BBC aksent! How great! You ver show off.
 
BDB- (With the Accent again) Whateveh's the matteh deah? Daon't tell me you daon't like it! I'm all nice and propah, y'know! Just like the goood people. I'm an Oxonian, bettah than the Bostonian!
 
Helga- You do votever you want, Mr BDB. I don't care. I vill be ver happy to go home, give you your prezent, and den, Auf Weidersen! Good Bye. 
 
And I don't like how pale you look, also. You are ze sick or somethingz? Vot happened yo your natural colour? You no happy with own kolor ?
 
BDB- So now you is gussa, ji! Bherry phunny. Me Nacheral kalar, Pandu gussa, me gora kalar, Hell-ga gussa. Is ok eef you mad, Hel-ga. If Loot Love-In-Sky gussa, he put mees in priz-zon! Me no like chakki pissing..
 
And who iz Da Weider sen ? Your bhoi-frend? You iz da missing him? Iz he da look likes Da Loot Love-In-Sky?  
 
Helga- Why you didn't not tell me zis before ? Dat you are ze Yogi magik-man? Dat you Camel-Leon ! You are ver bad man. You ar ver dangerous. I thot I liked you as ver deefrent from all zose guys, you know. zose who come and be smooz and polished, in soot and boot...I don't like dem!
 
But you are as stoopid as zose. al guys are ze same. Stupid zats vot you all are. You dont ze knowz anny thing about girls! Just showing ovv all de time!
 
BDB-
Is rang badalti duniyaa mein...
Isaan ki neeyat theek nahin..
Nikalaa na chalo tum sajj dhaj ke..
eemaan ki neeyat theek nahin...theek nahin...
 
[Silence from Helga. The mood of the tune perhaps, quietens her, though she doesn't understand the words. She want's to know what the words mean. BDB tells her-]
 
BDB- Iz Da mean:
 
Dis world iz da BAD! Always changings Da kalar! Peepul not of good intentions! Even Good intentions not of Good intentions, OK! So you don't come out of house looking so pretties!
 
Helga- So you think I'm pretty?
 
BDB- [arre yeh kyaa phans gaya baap!]
 
Helga- vot? You No zink I'm pretty. [makes as if she's about to cry..]
 
BDB- [Yeh chokri log bhi! Dil kaa falooda bana ke khayegi kya!]
 
Aye gulbadan, aye gul badan....
Phoolon ki mehek, kaanton ki chubhak...
Tujhe dekh ke kehta haii mera dil...
kahin aaj kiss i se mohabbat, naa ho jaye!
 
Helga- I understand that! You vill vant to kiss me! Naughty naughty!
 
BDB- Arre Naaji Naaji!
 
Helga- So you no vant to kiss me ?
 
BDB- Arre haanji haanji!
 
But kissi se mohabbat iz da not kissing da mohabbat. But mebbe it iz da same meanings.
 
You da see? In Hindi mobhiez, we no have Da kissings much. Bhot iff germs is da transferrings? Bhot if da both kissars gets da too hot!
[Pauses here, but can't stop from babbling on...]
 
But bhy you iz da getting back into da back seat? Bhy iz da you coming so kloze? Yuo bhants me to move? Ok Ai bhill. ...Ok I bhill put my arms around yous too...
 
[And we will leave things be, at the Police station, in the back seat of a police car, with some curious eyes watching....
 
As the car radio still belts out oldies.....]
 
Something in the way she moves....
attracts me like on other lover...
Something in the way she woos me now..
I don't wanna leave her now!
You know I'll be lieve & how...
 
You're asking me...will my love grow old?
I don't know...owwww I don't know...owww
You stick around and you may know..
It may showw owww....aaaiiii  Donnn't Know owwww...

Something in her smile....
 
 
 
DAT's All folks...phor dis Eppy-Soda!
 
 
 Times up!

[Taken from "Kontinued Kronikles of Gum", the sequel to Forrest Bump; to be published in Movie Stores & Videos. NOT RATED sorry] 

 
Shukriyaaaa…and the Thank yous, and the pleeze feed-the-backs and come-the-backs!
 
~x~ 
 
BDB Enjwais Pheedbax  : [See comments sections 4 whodunits]

{... Ishq ya vishq thum gori se naheen hoga
Sirf  Bharatee naari - yeh hai mera dharm-yoga
 
Thum ankh mein phenkogey dhool
Aur mere paisa leke jaogey bhool
........
Uss car mein hum donon ho gaye phas
Aur ab ke liye yahi hai bus...ta, ta
...}
 
{... ...}
 
 
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